August 2011
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The Art Of Coming Off Casual: Getting Thrown In A...
Summah time. Vibing.
Pool-partying. Skin flashing
Hijinks will happen.
So you got tossed in the pool? So fucking what?! You’re at a pool party lady, what did you expect? You thought you were going to roll up in this piece wearing some thin white capris with loud panties SCREAMING through the seat of your pants. Get out of town bub; you’re asking too much. You HAD to go in the pool. Look,...
July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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April 2011
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Why Marijuana Makes Things Funnier, Medically... →
splitsider:
Jim Hamblin, MD gets scientific in our first feature in Stoner Week, explaining just why smoking that bowl made Wet Hot American Summer twice as funny:
When you smoke pot, THC gets absorbed into your blood and then squeezes into your brain where it binds to cannabinoid receptors (that’s seriously what they’re called — for a long time we didn’t know of anything else that bound to...
March 2011
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The Art Of Coming Off Casual: The Saab Convertible...
The Art Of Coming Off Casual: The Saab Convertible – the unofficial car of the underemployed playboy.
Being casual as hell takes kinda a lot of work but, as this is a blog exploring the nature of handling ALL things in a laid-back fashion, it’s important to explore the unique challenge of coming off as a casual-ass killah behind the wheel. Enter the Saab convertible.
There may be...
finnsblog asked: Do you know what time it is?
February 2011
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Adam Sandler/ Jennifer Aniston Interview
michaelkostablog-kostaskronicles:
Hey Kosta Faces,
Here’s an interview I did with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston for their upcoming movie ‘Just Go With It’. These two were very nice, very funny, and made my job very easy. I’m not obligated to say this but the movie is actually funny. Enjoy.
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That’s. All.
August 2010
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~What's Up, Tiger Lily?~: TigerLily asks: What's... →
Cooler than Cool, describes comedian Paul Danke. A TigerLily favorite and regular for awhile he may be under the radar to some but to us he has his finger on the pulse so we want to shout out and say you must get to know the Danke! With a casual and laid back comedy style that invokes a sense of…
July 2010
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June 2010
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April 2010
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4:2010 MIX - WE DO THIS FOR A REASON!
So me and my pals at the Comedy Garage have been throwing a 4:20 show for 4 years now and in addition to the show, we all thought it’d be hilarious to make a special 4:20 mix cd to be “enjoyed” best on that day. So this year marked the 4th edition of my personal mix - here is the list and line up.
Throw Your Hands Up - LV feat. Treach
Testify (74 Version) - Parliament
Here...
March 2010
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February 2010
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KDAY: The Classic Rock of Hip Hop
Well gang, it...
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January 2010
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Why the past 24 hours have been G.R.E.A.T
*** I encourage you all to follow this friend of mine, she is a bit of a mess sometimes, but really really hilarious.
einla:
1. I crashed my car into a large, unobtrusive poll in the parking lot of my workplace. Proper repairs will likely cost at least a month’s salary. Proper repairs will not be made.
2. I just drooled at my desk. It was coffee, not spit. I stained my notes.
3. I sat on a cd...
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Shitting on Leno is the closest thing comedians will ever have to a union.
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Every day I drive to work and cycle through 32g of...
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Ladies - time to hang up that massaging shower...
Ok gang. Let’s get to it. We’re in a drought of sorts; and it’s all our fault … well actually, ladies, I’m looking at you.
Orgasms are great, no? Have them. They’re little blessings, like autumn breezes and silly-kitty posters. However (cue buzzkill) it’s time to stop using that massaging shower heads for ”cranking one out”. STOP. This is not...
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How Do You Name A Boat (without looking like an...
I recently was lucky enough to take a vacation with a couple of my boyhood chums and do some fishing in Washington State and up in Canada. The one thing that resonates with me is the names of the boats. Boat names are a lot like bumper stickers in that no matter how original they are someone will still think you’re an asshole. That’s a fact.
But me and the gang realized that there are...
December 2009
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My top 5
So Friends was like this major cultural touchstone (seriously don’t argue this with me and just keep reading) and one of their more famous episodes Ross (the gay one) and Rachel (the one with that hair cut that was famous before Kate came along) were in a relationship and made a “list” - I’m sure the episode is entitled “the one with the list”, cause...
November 2009
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WORDS I FUCKING LOVE
folks - real earthy way to talk about regular people, just got played out by that fat pig from the bugs bunny cartoon, still solid
skullduggery - this refers to being underhanded, but how underhanded WERE people before, this sounds dangerous … i love it
tomfoolery - often occurs when calling people “ol so and so” which I love, it’s a great way to talk about getting into...
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Words I effing hate
So this is what it sounds like, I’m making a list of words I hate. I’m gonna keep updating this because I keep hearing/using/remembering words that I can’t stand. thanks.
Effing - say it, just say it, FUCKING, that’s the word you were looking for. Might as well drop back into H-E-double tooth picks territory again.
Networking - just hits too close to home
vlog - means...
bucket list
The Bucket List is the most referenced, but least watched movie of all time - just passing up Pay It Forward and Gone With The Wind. But at any rate, it’s a good idea to make a list of things you’d like to do and try to accomplish them - so I thought I’d do it.
Learn how to swim. UPDATE! I just did this. I took an adult swimming class at the YMCA, it was as humiliating as it...